If Junior High Youth Group Was Like Costco

on July 11th, 2008

….Kids would need a membership card to get in (bummer)
….Grace, encouragement, acceptance etc. would come in mass quantities (brilliant)
…It would be well organized (brilliant)
…Some offerings would never change, but lots of things would be rotated out (brilliant)
…The stuff we sell at our snack shack would be the best deal in town! (brilliant)
…There would be lots of kids on the outside looking in (bummer)

Okay, that’s about all I’ve got. It sounded like an easy analogy but maybe not. Shoot us your contributions!

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Dale Sheehy at 11:34am July 11

I think Costco is similar to Sam’s so
-Customer service (ministry) would be poor.
-Greeters would act like they are being forced to do their job.
-There would be lots of choices reaching many different types of teens.

Matt Evans at 6:42am July 13

There would be more meat than milk.