Comments on: Caption Contest: UPDATE…WINNER!

By: Darryl Nelson

Darryl Nelson — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:38:29 +0000

If the Smith kids only knew they were posing by their favorite petting zoo animal, Tom the Turkey, I’m sure they wouldnt be smiling!

By: Erik w/a "k"

Erik w/a "k" — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:00:31 +0000

Brother didn’t smile for the Christmas picture so Dad did this to him. Now we ALWAYS smile!

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:26:08 +0000

“Everyone is happy until Dad pulls out his deep fat turkey fryer”

By: Zac

Zac — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:15:36 +0000

I’m thankful Nyquil that will help me sleep at night without imagining that kid on the left.

By: Jason Chenoweth

Jason Chenoweth — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:59:08 +0000

Thanks to the groundbreaking surgery that replaced her mangled legs with a class A turkey, little Amelia lived a long and happy life with her two brothers Frank and Fred.

By: David

David — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:29:26 +0000

“You think if we smile big enough, she’ll actually cook it?”

By: John

John — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:22:45 +0000

“Youth ministry 4.0″

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:56:02 +0000

“Hey Mom! We should go get Tommy, the pet turkey, to be in the picture, too! Where is he?”

By: Larry

Larry — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:07:42 +0000

The cover of the new book: From Gutterballs to Butterballs: The Art and Technique of Turkey Bowling.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:53:43 +0000

“Mom, It was either stick my hand in this or wear a lion’s jersey